The Sand (2015) ⭐

Unforgettable – not in a good way

26 July 2017

The film is totally unforgettable, and not necessarily in a good way either. American collage kids celebrating graduation or spring break or something. After a night of sex, drugs and rock and roll… and a hell of a lot of alcohol, they awaken the next morning to a terror stalking them from the very sand that surrounds them. God awful acting with a terribly predictable script that goes nowhere, fails to state the obvious and totally misses the mark most of the time. The cgi is oh so cheap looking and would have been better using ceefax pages from the 80’s/90’s. I can only assume that this was made by kids for free rather than somebody funding and paying people to make this piece of ass, but unfortunately that’s a sarcastic and unrealistic assumption. Seriously, make a video using your phone and then use freeware to edit at and do post-production, instantly you’ll have made something better. I’m no stranger to B-movies, or C, D and Z-movies, I knew what to expect coming into this film but even still I was let down. I didn’t enjoy this, unless it’s used to torture me at some point I’d never watch this film again, if you want to do yourself a favour – avoid it.

⭐ (1/10)

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