In order to find reviews of the films I have given the lowest rating to, here is my very own “Distracted by Films – Hall of Shame“. A list featuring the 1/10’s of the worst films I have seen, and written about.
NOTE: These films aren’t in a ranking order, I disliked number 1 as much as I did number 5 in the list.
A brown floater in the river.
Dir. Kari Skogland
A poor sequel to a poor movie.
Dir. Tom Green
I’ve cleaned up more interesting and better looking cat sick.
Dir. Griff Furst
Replace the word ‘Almighty’ with ‘Godawful’, then replace ‘Thor’ with ‘piece of shite’.
Dir. Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray
Never mind just the season, I petition to close this turd for good.
Dir. Jay Woelfel
Unforgettable, but not in a good way.
Dir. Isaac Gabaeff
A leprechaun to make Warwick Davies look like a bronzed God.
Dir. Drew Daywalt
This made me regret having not pulled my eye-balls out.
Dir. Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
There is a reason why you haven’t heard of this film. FML this is dogshit.
Dir. Peter MacDonald
Violating audiences with a rusty spike, in a place they’d normally sit.
Dir. Harald Zwart
Pulling down it’s trousers and laying a big fat steaming brown cable through your TV.
Dir. Mark Atkins
The title of the film is better than the film!
Dir. Michael Levesque
When life gives you lemons – this made a turd! 😦
Dir. Rod Amateau
A 95-minute advert for McFood’s, Kola-Kola, and Skuttles which rips off “E.T.”
Dir. Stewart Raffill
When Tara Reid is playing the brains of the film… run for cover!
Dir. Uwe Boll
16. Troll 2 (1990)
There are no troll’s in this film!
Dir. Drake Floyd (really it’s Claudio Fragasso going by a pseudo-name)