The Gorgon (1964) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

We are men of science. I don't believe in ghosts or evil spirits, and I don't think you do, either. Hammer Films... Director Terrence Fisher... Screenplay John Gilling... Christopher Lee... Peter Cushing... does this need a further introduction? Probably not! This 1964 Hammer film has a runtime of 1hour and 23minutes and is rated 12… Continue reading The Gorgon (1964) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Grabbers (2012) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"If we taint our blood with booze, we're poisonous to eat!" Grabbers, when I first saw the title of this film, I did not think it would be any good. I expected a cheesy horror film with bad prosthetics and shaky sets. I hold my hand up and say, "I was wrong". This 2012 monster… Continue reading Grabbers (2012) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Bounty Killer (2013) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Load up the guns and pack the biscuits" Bounty Killer is a 2013 film which was directed by Henry Saine. Screenwriting responsibility was split between Saine, Colin Ebeling and Jason Dodson. It is worth mentioning that this film is adapted from Dodson and Saine's "Kickstart" graphic novel, which was first explored as a cartoon. This… Continue reading Bounty Killer (2013) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

To the Devil a Daughter (1976) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

It is not heresy, and I will not recant! Hammer Films... Christopher Lee... Honor Blackman... Denholm Elliott... Satanism... If you know your stuff, then really, I could just leave my review there and it would look like a potential 10 out of 10. Unfortunately I can not leave the review there, so this is going… Continue reading To the Devil a Daughter (1976) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Ravenous (1999) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

It's lonely being a cannibal; tough making friends. Antonia Bird directs this 1999 western-adventure-comedy-horror film which has a runtime of 101 minutes and was rated 18 on its UK release due to themes of cannibalism in it. Writer Ted Griffin takes inspiration from the Donner Party and Alfred Packer, two real-life accounts of cannibalism that… Continue reading Ravenous (1999) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Odd Thomas (2013) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Not every short-order cook is an undercover detective for dead people, but Odd is. Odd Thomas is directed by Stephen Sommers ("The Mummy" (1999), "Van Helsing" (2004), "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" (2009)), who also wrote the screenplay, based on a Dean Koontz novel by the same name. It's a supernatural mystery thriller which… Continue reading Odd Thomas (2013) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Dead Cert (2010) ⭐⭐⭐

Nevermind the Vampires, kill me instead please When you have a film that casts Craig Fairbrass, Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Billy Murray, Danny (Fah-kin) Dyer, Steven Berkoff, and Ricky Grover, to name but a few, you'd probably expect to see a British cult classic. Unfortunately, this isn't one. Directed by Steven Lawson, and written by… Continue reading Dead Cert (2010) ⭐⭐⭐

Strippers vs Werewolves (2012) ⭐⭐⭐

Not much bite, but plenty of fleas. A very British, ultra low budget film with a sprinkling of famous faces - albeit most are from UK soap operas. Directed by Jonathan Glendening and written by Pat Higgins and Phillip Baron, this 2012 film is rated 15 and has a runtime of 93 minutes. It is… Continue reading Strippers vs Werewolves (2012) ⭐⭐⭐

Zombie Strippers! (2008) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Too bad you couldn't reanimate a personality! Written and directed by Jay Lee, this 2008 film has a runtime of 94 minutes and was given an 18 rating in the UK on its release - unsurprising when you mix horror, blood, sex and violence into one film. If the name of the film hasn't suggested… Continue reading Zombie Strippers! (2008) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Funhouse Massacre (2015) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Funhouse, minus the fun Its Halloween. Six psychopaths are broken out of the asylum where they are being held. The brains of the operation has arranged for them to be hidden in a carnival funhouse so they can continue their evil ways. Kids who attend the funhouse gets massacred, but nobody is aware as it… Continue reading Funhouse Massacre (2015) ⭐⭐⭐⭐