Leprechaun (1993) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

A pot'o'gold 7 August 2015 Warning: Spoilers Warwick Davies in his finest horror role as the Irish (but occasionally with slightly cockney accent) blood thirsty, gold coin loving, magic wielding, shoe shining, lucky charm chasing, rainbow loving Leprechaun menace. The story is thus, Dan O'Grady returns from Ireland where he claims to have captured a…

Wolves (2014) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Wolves in People clothing 27 July 2015 Warning: Spoilers A young dude, Cayden Richards, (played by that geezer who plays Alex Summers/Havoc in "X-Men: First Class"; Lucas Till) with growing pains living with his adopted parents. Growing pains include sudden hair growth, insatiable appetite for blood, new pointy teeth, weird nightmares, and random howling at…

The 25th Reich (2012) ⭐⭐⭐

Time travelling Nazi prevention in Australia 19 July 2015 Warning: Spoilers If you've never seen an American soldier (turned Nazi convert, turned 10ft mechanoid spider killing machine) rape his commanding officer this film is for you. The premise of this film is that during the second world war an American covert ops team are sent…

Hell Ride (2008) ⭐⭐

Bikes, breasts, booze, blood..... bulls**t 21 November 2014 Warning: Spoilers Cult stars are scattered all around this film, not to mention the "Tarantino presents" status, add into the mix gratuitous nudity, motorbikes, booze, and random violence and what do you have? A shockingly awful and random film. The story makes a tiny bit of sense,…

Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) ⭐⭐⭐

Go-go-go- Go, Go, Go - we're all gonna die in a Sharknado 17 November 2014 Warning: Spoilers WOW - this film actually got a sequel!! OK, so, it's basically a rehash of the first Sharknado film but this one blows the bonkers out of the ball park and takes it on a 6 month adventure…

Sharknado (2013) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

I've seen a peanut stand, I've heard a rubber band, I've seen a needle wink it's eye, but I ain't never seen a Shark fly 17 November 2014 Warning: Spoilers WOW! If you like cheesy movies with wooden acting, bad CGI, bonkers plots, no reality to scientific laws and principles... then please STEP RIGHT UP!!…

The Wicker Tree (2011) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Wishing the film had of ended much Wicker ;P 6 November 2014 Warning: Spoilers Somebody told me that "The Wicker Tree" is a spiritual sequel to "The Wicker Man"... I laughed in their faces!!! This film is an adaptation of the directors (Robin Hardy) own book "Cowboy for Christ". While the subject matter is similar…

The Beast Must Die (1974) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

One of you is a werewolf... But who? 2 November 2014 Warning: Spoilers This is a murder mystery in which you are the detective... But instead of "who is the murderer?" the question is "who is the werewolf?" So the film starts, Lockhart is being hunted but soon establishes himself as the hunter, by the…

Dracula Untold (2014) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Leave what you know at the door and just watch the film 18 October 2014 Warning: Spoilers I've read a lot of reviews on this film already and most are scathing due to historical inaccuracies with the facts. While I agree with most of the reviews one thing the reviewers are forgetting is that while…